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             By Jane Carroll
          Author "Bertha-Size Your Life"
         

Bertha knows that anything is possible, do you?  Hang around with Bertha long enough and you will too.  

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Jane Carroll
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Cell Phones by a Nose!

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This entry was posted on 8/4/2006 8:07 AM and is filed under uncategorized.

Cell phones are in the news!  Is your cell phone a virtual petrie dish of bacteria?  That's what I heard on the Today Show this morning.  Of course I had to ask the TV screen, "What's the difference in cell phone germs and regular phone germs?" 

Bertha wandered through as I was waiting for Matt to reply and since he didn't she did.  "The difference," she explained blowing on her morning coffee, "Is that the company doing the study sells cell phone and part of the study's recommendation is to buy cell phones more often."

I asked her if I could do a study to prove that people who read my books get sick less often or something equally as impressive.  "You probably could but I think it would be more fun to promote the new tongue twister--She sells cell phones down by the sea shore!"  And with that she left the room.

Okay, so I can't promise that you won't get sick if you read my books but I can tell you that they are funny and uplifting and overall good for what ails you.  That I can tell you and Bertha agrees!  Why don't you check out our free monthly Bertha-Zine and see for yourself?

Jane Carroll, RN, BSN, Life Coach,
Bereavement Coordinator, Author
"Bertha-Size Your Life"
"Where the Joys Are: Bertha's Guided Journal"
www.berthasize.com
info@berthasize.com

Who would you get if you crossed Lucy with a popular talk show host?  Why Bertha, of course!  A zany redhead, who is always up to something and drags her sidekick along with her while she’s dispensing down-home wisdom and perky advice for finding balance and joy in one’s life.  Throw in a conniving nemesis, an antagonistic cat, lime green spandex and high-heels and you’ve got a book that’s sure to tickle your funny bone and leave you wearing your thinking cap as you read and reread each vignette.

 

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    • 8/24/2006 11:48 AM Queen Jaw Jaw wrote:
      Yuhooo...I'm driving down the road and using my Blackberry and wanted to say that personally, I think cell phones make you stupid. I'm talking in general terms here. Have you ever gotten behind someone on a cell phone? Ouch! Dang...that's hot coffee...now where was I?

      Oh yeah, putting on lipstick. Whoa, Nellie! Almost bought that woman a new mailbox...now, let's see...Cell phones and technical devices ... I want to go back to the days before I became so dependent on cells phones, ipods, blackberrys, laptops, and home computers.

      And I'm going to, just as soon as I finish with this phone call I'm on. Hey buddy! I wasn't in your lane! You kiss your Momma with that same mouth? Huh? Ahem...now where was I?
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      1. 8/24/2006 12:11 PM Jane Carroll wrote:
        JJ,

        Where were we without cell phones?  I know that one day bcp (before cell phones) I didn't pick my daughter up after band practice for an hour because someone told me the time had been changed.  I took my sweet time and went to the grocery store while she sat in the parking lot wondering where I was.  She could have gotten a ride but I had threatened her if she left without my knowing it, so...

        I love my cell phone.  I just believe that there is a time and a place for everything and from the sounds of your driving...hey just call me from the driveway before you take the wheel!

        Jane
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